Today is one of those days where i just really want my skin to be stabbed repeatedly

I’m really not a nice person I’ve simply perfected the art of acting like i’m a nice person as well as other emotions that are necessary to get along with people. Don’t get attached to me in any sort of way shape or form. I’m the type of person that will stop talking to you and give you no reason as to why i chose to end our “friendship.” I’m a terrible person so I’ve been told and I completely agree. I don’t know why I do it that’s just how I am. So please don’t get attached I don’t know how to keep a friendship and cherish it. Most of the people I used to talk to, i cut off because of one mistake. Just one mistake and that’s all it took I guess you could say I was looking for an excuse to cut them off, they provided it and I took the shot and ran with it. The few people I have in my close circle of irl friends(basically 4 people) have all pretty much come to accept my choices no matter how evil I may seem. Its not you….its me. and if you think we are close….we probably aren’t and don’t ask me if we are because chances are i’m gonna lie to you and you’ll never know. In a way all i’m saying is don’t believe shit i say which in a sense is bad because i could be telling the truth but you wouldn’t believe me and damn that’s bad for me but oh well. doesn’t it make it easier to not get attached to someone like me? i think yes. so essentially i’ve given you a way out before we get “close” or whatever you want to call our “friendship”

So I decided to go out and treat myself today…..i was by my lonesome self. Anyways, the restaurant I went to, they got so surprised that I was alone and asking to eat Jajangmyeon. The lady serving me kept checking up on me and making sure I enjoyed everything. Then when I left they gave me kimchi to go with ^^ there were 2 older korean couples around me and they all kept smiling at me and asked if the food was good haha. It was veryyyy obvious they were all surprised.

Afterwards, I went to a cafe to get some dessert. As soon as I said “I want patbingsu”, the lady freaked out. She was like “wait, did you just say PAT BING SU!???” and I was like yeah….. And she started laughing and called the person in the kitchen to see who was ordering it lmaooooo i kept laughing and was like “waeeeee???” and she was like “OMO! YOU SPEAK KOREAN?” and i was like yes a little bit and she was like “omo omo omo ill go make you your dessert”. I ordered a small but she gave me a medium because she said she loves me a lot. YAY MEEEE  :) I got it to go so I had to add milk at home

Everything was delicious.

i am getting tooooo into this whole google + hang out thing. i hated it at first but now i never wanna get off lmao

In my country, lions hold up traffic lmao. i really wish i was there despite being chased by a lion as a kid.

so ummmmmmmmmmm best way to get your favorite comedians attention is by insulting them mwahahha who am  i kidding djfksghjshlahgfhdjslkhfgjdssjfhdjskhfdlkjhg

CAN.NOT.CONTAIN.FEELS

woke up 6hrs ago so i think this is the perfect time to take a 3hr nap. so yea see you in 3hrs or whenever i wake up

Um guys……..an ass blog liked my selca……..i………..dont know….what to think of this…

this is roughly what my hair looks like right now OTL anyone wanna trade cuz taking care of this is doing THE MOST

Name: Pattie
Height:  5’8
Eye Color: black
Birthday: March 8
Favourite color: Red, white, and black
Best school subject(s): Culinary
Mac or PC: good ? but um i really dont know
Current shirt color: black and red
Day or night: night
Celebrity crush: Kwon Jiyong/Bang Yongguk

(Source: choke-on-glitter)

My sister is tryna get me to drive her some place and since I refuse to leave my room, she’s blasting Taylor Swift to piss me off………… OTL 

be right back because this shit is killing my ears UGH

;_; i just finished this great anime in one day and now 

i have nothing to do. im feeling withdrawals and its been roughly 30 seconds since i finished the last episode OTL 

upwardaesthetic:

 So this was the story i sent to Pattié for one of those Tumblr Ask Box games and it apparently was eaten up…. all 2 of them LOL

Soooo here it is, don’t judge me lol:

You just finished your honeymoon with Bang Yong Guk. Your approval of an adoption of Japanese Siamese Twins has been approved. You two are overjoyed on this beautiful spring day. Nothing can ruin the mood… wrong. As Yongguk goes to the other room to grab the camera, you glance at his phone and you see a message from his ex, she was being extra ratchet. You decided not to ruin the moment and kept it you yourself. One day, you gathered enough courage to confront this wench. You call her over to your house and the doorbell rings, to your surprise it was Himchan. Bewildered, you sit him down and try to knock some sense into him, but soon Himchan gets violent. You glance at the stove and say in your mind, “THANK THE LORD I MADE THAT FRESH POT OF GRITS ON THE STOVE!” Azealia Bank’s YUNG RAPUNXEL comes on your playlist, which was odd. Out of nowhere, Himchan swings for the back of your head. You swiftly duck and lunge towards him, he squeals, “Not the face!!!!” You yell, “THIS AIN’T NO KILL BILL, MAH MAN HAS 2 JOBS. NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THIS! DON’T DISH OUT WHAT YOU CAN’T TAKE, CHICKEN HEAD!”  You reach for the pot of grits and SHAZAM, you plop in on his…… foot. You are unfortunately a bad aim. Unaffected, he makes a run for it. You suddenly yell, “WARRRRRRRRIOR!”, and your hair is suddenly braided with knives on the ends. You whip your hair back and forth like you’re about that life. Luckily, you scrape his hand. As you turn back, you look dead into the camera and say “I run this, B****”. NA’ MEAN?”.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST FIC I HAVE EVER READ! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 

The freaking end though looooool

Thank you RJ